Set in near-future inland Florida, Teenage Euthanasia centers around the owners of Tender Endings funeral home, the Fantasy Family Grandma Baba, her adult children Uncle Pete and Trophy, and Trophy's teenage daughter, Euthanasia (Annie), a name accidentally given to her during the time of Trophy's own unbearable suffering. Back when Trophy was a teen herself; she ran away from home after giving birth to Annie, leaving her newborn to be raised by Baba and Uncle Pete. Now, 15 years later, Trophy returns to Tender Endings...as a corpse, for burial. When a bolt of lightning strikes Baba's homemade embalming fluid and one of Annie's tears, Trophy comes back from the dead. As a resurrected woman, Trophy has a variety of quasi-useful death powers. But more importantly, she has a second chance at unplanned parenthood.
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波西米亚人
沈(shě(🔃)n )离的灵(líng )魂(🗑)感知(zhī )力向(👢)来就(🌴)是同阶中无(🍐)(wú )敌的存(cú(⏺)n )在，更(gèng )何况(💅)修炼了《玄级(🐞)不(bú )灭身》后(🤭)，肉(ròu )身力量(⛷)得到(💩)无尽的提(tí(🌺) )升，也(yě )使得(🌋)灵(líng )魂力量(💐)也变得更为(💨)凝(níng )练了。
武(🐦)者激(jī )发血气，九(🏙)个穴窍连(liá(🕖)n )成的经(jīng )脉(📯)贯通(tōng )融合(♊)，就会在体表(🏀)浮现出一(yī(🖐) )道血芒(máng )来。根(gē(😇)n )据武者身上(❕)浮现出的(de )血(🎂)芒数(shù )量，就(🐾)(jiù )能清楚的(🏞)知道武者的(🕹)(de )境界(⭐)了(le )。那护(hù )卫(👤)激发血气显(💺)现出三(sān )道(🔝)血芒(máng )，乃是(💗)(shì )货真价实(🦒)的淬体境三(🛵)(sān )重(🌽)的武(wǔ )者！“去(🌊)死吧！
沈离双(🏅)眼变(biàn )得一(🛷)片(piàn )赤红，痛(🕴)苦的嘶嚎着(🕳)。沈离(lí )心里很(hě(✍)n )明白，自己现(🍜)在正处于生(🤐)死(sǐ )存亡的(🌤)(de )关键时(shí )刻(🌇)，稍微有点松(🛸)懈或(huò )者是妥(tuǒ(🔋) )协，被(bèi )煞气(🔉)完(wán )全侵蚀(🏓)，就会落得魂(🚧)(hún )飞魄散(sà(🏯)n )的下场(chǎng )。“我(🦄)不想死！我也(yě )不(🤧)能就(jiù )这么(🎢)不(bú )明不白(🚡)的死了！”
意闲
爱吃馒头的宝宝
失洛河
到了村(📊)(cūn )西, 抱琴本来(🔻)和(hé )张(📛)采萱(xuā(🈳)n )道别往(wǎng )那边(🌤)去(qù )了(⏳)，走了不远(yuǎn )后(💗)又掉头(🆓)回来(lái )，张采萱这边(biā(🎂)n )正往老(🍷)大夫家(jiā )中去(🎙)呢，接骄(🤣)(jiāo )阳回家(jiā )来着。
也对(🈚)，当初他(😙)们分家(jiā )之后(🐽)再次合(🎴)并(bìng )，就是为了(📆)少(shǎo )缴(⏳)免丁粮，如(rú )今何氏家(🥫)中已(yǐ(🚰) )经出了丁，而(é(🧦)r )且也没(🔻)(méi )了成年(nián )男丁，她当(📿)然不怕(🕟)，往后若是再要(🚿)(yào )征兵(🏢)，分不分(fèn )家都(📥)不关她(⛪)事(shì )了。不分家其(qí )实(🏇)还有(yǒ(🍐)u )弊端，要是再(zà(🌶)i )来征兵(🎸)，再次(cì )缴免丁粮时还(👂)(hái )会动(🔭)用到她的(de )利益(📇)。
喵一声
风林鸟
老板娘(👒)(niáng )眉眼笑起，好似带(dài )上了光，然后(👢)快(kuài )步(㊙)走(🔘)到李元(💲)身侧，又和他(tā )一起看向缩在黑(hē(🧙)i )暗里的(🥀)周(🥑)甲，然后(🍺)(hòu )礼貌道(dào )，“这位便是周(zhō(📷)u )先生吧(📪)？我刚(🕖)刚(🍀)在(zài )茶(🐒)馆那(nà )边，才刚(gāng )来就听(tī(🏫)ng )了您的(🛠)名(🧐)号。您(🌆)也(⭐)(yě )别拘谨(jǐn )，来了这(zhè )楼，就(jiù )把这(🎏)儿当家(😌)。”
月(🏮)(yuè )色昏(🍛)黄，照明风(fēng )中垂柳(liǔ )。李元邀了(le )唐(🔂)仇，走在(👳)夜(🛁)里的湖(♑)畔(pàn )，进行(háng )一场开诚布(bù )公的交(🚠)(jiāo )谈。“老(🛺)唐(😬)，你(nǐ )还(🕟)能活(huó )多久？”“两年.”“伤治不好吗？(🐦)”“我需要(⚽)的(🥧)疗伤(shā(🐑)ng )药在我(wǒ )仇人手里，我拿(ná )不到。”“什(🚪)么仇(chó(💐)u )人(🔊)？”
李元(🏟)则是(shì )展开那(nà )皮革，看了(🌩)会儿，却(🤔)见图(tú(🤽) )上(🤛)有山川(chuān )水泽，有标注了一个日期(🗣)(qī )，七个(🕤)红(😴)点。日(rì(🕔) )期标注(zhù )是六个月后(hòu )的月中(zhō(😷)ng )，七个红(🎖)点(♌)却各(gè(🛂) )不相同(tóng )。他收入怀(huái )里，准(zhǔn )备返(🕙)回再研(🎸)究(⛷)。
汪小狗🐶
YY
封刀藏剑
张(🌰)(zhāng )小乐没(🍀)想到顾潇(🏗)(xiāo )潇真的(🤙)能把(bǎ )照片(piàn )拿回来(🕗)，紧(jǐn )紧的(🏹)(de )抱着那对(👯)堆(duī )照片，眼眶一瞬(shù(😑)n )间就湿润(☕)了(le )。
飞(fēi )哥(🖊)正要爬起(qǐ )来，顾潇潇(🚓)忍不(bú )住(💳)再次将人(⬅)狠狠(hěn )的(✊)踩在地上(shà(🐶)ng )，飞(fēi )哥啊(🅰)的一声(shē(📋)ng )惨叫。
刚醒(🎀)来就(jiù )看见(💛)肖战那张(🈹)俊(jun4 )脸，她以(🍿)为(wéi )自己(🗾)(jǐ )在做梦。