喜剧,讲一(yī )个(gè )男(🆓)人(rén )通过装假(jiǎ )胡(📒)子装(🐌)扮成兄弟(dì )两个人,周旋于女友和(🍥)未(🎺)来(lái )岳父(fù )之间,因为岳(🍖)父喜欢(huān )有胡子的人,认为有(⏬)胡子的人成熟稳重。 (🖲) Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless. Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani ( Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there. The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his moustache-less identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium. (🏂)Bhavani Shankar buys his argument feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself). Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, Lakshman Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani. (👺) (🍡)Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram impersonated him to marry Urmila. In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well. On coming home, he finds that Urmila Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).
麦子麦子酱
k.anachronism
快(🛬)(kuài )速的(⛴)向(🐮)后侧(📇)翻(🔕),才堪(🙈)堪(🐔)躲过(🌉),他(tā )的(👚)(de )左臂被一道剑气划中,流出鲜血(xuè )。刚(gāng )刚破除这里的毒气消(💶)耗了太(🤜)多(duō )的(🦅)(de )内(💄)(nèi )力(🔼),否(🚔)则就(🛶)算这些(🚐)人皆在气旋(xuán )之(zhī )境(jìng ),自己也不会如此被动,更不用(yòng )说(shuō(🖲) )受(shòu )伤(🍎)了。“箫少(🀄)侠(📗)!”
虽然(🦉)虚(🎊)弱(ruò(📜) )到(dào )连(🅱)(lián )战起来都有些费劲,不过女子此(cǐ )时(shí )眼(yǎn )神中却闪烁着冷忙,里(🥟)面夹杂(🧗)(zá )着(zhe )不(🛂)(bú(🦈) )甘,不(🏤)屈(🤢)服,甚(🌼)至还有(💴)着极其(qí )强(qiáng )烈(liè )的愤恨和杀意。“你不是很能跑(pǎo )的(de )吗(ma ),从皇(🏨)都地牢(🤹)到这里(🔸),让(🐯)我足(🔤)(zú(🥔) )足(zú(📰) )追(zhuī )了(🔷)那么多天,怎么,现在跑不动(dòng )了(le )?”其中一个士兵嘲讽地看着(😎)她(tā )。
W.J
三只兔子
图宾根木匠
那五(wǔ )人顿(dùn )时散(sàn )开,阿大(dà )阿四(sì )一起(qǐ ),阿(ā )二阿(ā )三一(yī )起,而丁(dīng )老则(zé )是不(bú )远不(bú )近地(dì )吊在(zài )他身(shēn )后。哒哒(dā )的马(mǎ )蹄声(shēng )在林(lín )间风里依然清晰。铁杀扬声道:“铁某来了,出来一(🥙)见(🖊)!!!”没(🦁)人(🆓)回(😧)应(💹)。
然(🙍)后(😹)扬(💺)声(🌰)道(🎀):(🈴)“薛(💩)姐(📳),快(🤤)穿(🍈)衣(💷)服(🈂),穿(👂)好(🔼)了(🕺)去(💫)地(😌)窖(😕)!”“阎(🥤)姐,你直接去地窖!什么都别问!”说(shuō )罢,他抓(zhuā )起斩(zhǎn )马刀(dāo ),背(bèi )起兽(shòu )角弓(gōng ),又(yòu )抓了(le )袋箭(jiàn )放身(shēn )边,继而(ér )冲入(rù )了院(yuàn )子,喊道(dào ):“王婶(shěn )!
挺(tǐng )合理(lǐ ),中(zhōng )原动(dòng )荡,商会遭殃,老板死了,下面的人分家产,然后跑到边角之地来卖肉 “行了(🙆),师(🌷)弟(🎾),若(🔁)是(〰)没(🛍)渠(🍹)道(🕋),师(🍏)姐(🍡)还(💜)能(📶)坦(🎭)然(👨)受(💇)你(🏅)这(⬛)些(🚔)肉(🏢)。可(🕧)现(❤)在(🤾)有(🤴)渠(🎐)道了,师姐总不能再白受你的。”赵纯心(xīn )道。
A班江直树
KKQT
啊,月(yuè )经来(🍼)了你还(🏑)淋雨,快快快(kuài ),赶(⛽)紧进来(⛽)冲个热水澡,女人(🎮)要(yào )好(🔸)好保护自己的身(❤)(shēn )体,你(🤼)(nǐ )也真是(shì )的,都(😀)这种情(🕖)况了(le ),你怎(zěn )么可(📦)以(yǐ )不(👄)请假呢?
秦月看(👑)(kàn )着她(😳)们(men )做,也(yě )带头带(🧒)着2班的(❌)女生(shēng )一起做(zuò(😤) )。
她一(yī(♒) )本正经的教育着(🎾)顾(gù )潇(💛)潇,这都(🖋)是(shì )她妈妈给她(😲)传授的(📈)(de )知识。
喜儿喂鸭正经地
谋杀游戏机
adakenndy
张(📻)秀娥面不改(😪)(gǎi )色的把东(🥋)西拎(līn )了起(🌆)来(lá(🌧)i ),又抱(bào )着那(🔏)柴(chái )禾,到了(🕵)张大(dà )湖的(📯)家中去。
就算(🐹)是不如自(zì(🥧) )己卖卤肉的时(shí(🚶) )间好,不如自(🕹)(zì )己卖出去(🛒)的多(duō ),那对(📃)(duì )于杨翠(cuì(🙏) )花来说(shuō ),对(🈶)于周(☔)家来(lái )说,也(🤛)是一笔(bǐ )不(🎙)小的收入。